Midweek Banter

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This week has been more of a roller coaster ride than a smooth sail. But to make it all fun, Nigerians on twitter take the theatrics on a whole other level.

 1. More Suffering and Smiling 
Bad news for jedi jedi lovers as FG set to tax Soft-Drinks

Leaders of tomorrow in Enugu state might not have a future if leaders of today keep launching mundane projects.

2. Power Pass Power
On this weeks episode of Fight Club Lagos, Bobrisky is seen fighting it out with a man who bashed her car, broke her phone and also rough housed her.

We Can't deny that Bobrisky is winning, same man seen apologizing profusely. Sis definitely won this round.

 Word of advice to Citizens


3. Alleged Fraud and Related Practices
 Two Baldies dragged by non-existent hair on Alleged Fraudulent and dishonest business practices

Their Alleged offense:

More reactions from Nigerians:



4. More on Fraud and being hunted
 Mr. Mompha Definitely loves the good life and is unafraid to show it. I Guess they only want him to open an extension, 'Luxury Chills' but like behind bars. Please keep pressing our necks from behind bars Sir.

If you no fit wise for Nigeria, you no fit wise for anywhere.


5. Correction on Correctional Service
While some are being chased by Interpol others are hunted by the Nigerian Government


 After releasing his exposé on the rot in the Nigerian Prison system, recently rebranded as Nigerian Correctional Service. Mr. Fisayo Soyombo faces threats of arrest. Guess the rebranding was merely a fresh coat of paint on a dilapidated structure.



6. Respect and be Respected
Side chicks are not left out in this edition.  Sis, you had just one job! You are a side piece for a reason. Every sidechick is meant to know her place and the boundaries set for her.



Cardi B was right when she said "They do anything for clout" but what qualifies as anything? Lady falsely accuses Davido of getting her sister pregnant all in the pursuit of popularity and fame. The circus just gets bigger and bigger.


Of course OBO was having none of that and react thus:


Needless to say the Fetus ran away and the pregnancy was reversed immediately



 Till we meet again next week, keep doing the Lord's work, stay out of trouble and be good to your country people.

Comments

Ukpono Emmanuel said…
Lol! See yhu next week...
24 October 2019 at 19:41
Grace Ekong said…
@Ukpono Emmanuel definitely! Thanks for reading.
24 October 2019 at 22:48

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